I’m not the type of girl anybody wants to be with. My body takes up too much space and I laugh too loudly for too long and I shout when other people are quiet and when I’m drunk I type in caps and I always wanted to be mysterious and beautiful and untouchable like other girls but if you ask I will give you everything and I fucking despise that
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These men refused to clap for Jenny Beavan, who won an Oscar for costume design in Mad Max: Fury Road because she was rocking a leather jacket instead of a dress to the Oscars. But look at her confident walk!
What a bunch of stuck up pricks
For real though. 😒😒😒
Men ain’t shit.
More power to her.
They took the man’s cake design like they are so low down
EVERYONE IS MISSING THE BEST GOSH DANG PART OF THIS STORY

THEY DONATED ALL THE PROFITS TO HRC!!
it’s cool that the bakery also gave a shoutout to the original cake designer
like they absolutely knew how shady this whole thing was and managed to handle it in the best way possible
Update on #cakegate.
I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love you hoe
I’m the type of girlfriend who always just wants to annoy you like let me hold your fucking hand and let me just hug your back and put my head under your shirt or bite your shoulder or bite your nose or hug your head or some shit idk i love you hoe
i love seeing people tag posts with their friend’s name because it’s such a mystery to the rest of us. maybe this picture of a flower is their favorite type and you thought of them. maybe this random text post is a joke they made last week or two years ago. it’s so nice to see people being friends and i really like it
phrases that need to be banned from tumblr in 2015
- spread this like wildfire!
- if you don’t reblog this i’m judging you
- it doesn’t matter what type of blog you have you HAVE to reblog this
- i can’t believe no one is talking about this
- spread this like wildfire
- this won’t ruin your blog
- stop reblogging pictures of one direction and start reblogging posts about this very important issue that only i the chosen blogger deem worthy of being reblogged!
- spread this like wildfire
Spread this like wildfire
i want to start a girl gang but not the cute rookie kind i mean like a real mob-type gang where we put hits on powerful men and fix sports games and run a black market of sex toys and stolen valentino dresses
Aries: Let’s Kill Tonight: “Let’s kill tonight!
Kill tonight!…Show them all you’re not the ordinary type…Make room! We’re taking over here…With a song of pure romance
Stomp your feet and clap your hands”
Taurus: I Write Since Not Tragedies: “I’d chime in with a
"Haven’t you people...
